

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via rainbowconcoction)
This is a valuable lesson
adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not
(Source: pretendplaytime, via the-perks-of-being-a-fagg0t)
what if giraffes lived underwater
what a majestic creature
nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
it gets funnier each time it appears on my dash
(via fr-cker)
Too much to ask for? Apparently.
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
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