May 2013
chaosghost:
stoleyourgirlfriendand:
perrydaplatypus404:
“Rule #1 of Tumblr: Always reblog your crea—”
“This is our site! You must never tell anyone about Tumb—”
“IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, JUST GO AND DELETE YOUR BL—”
“OMG GUYS TUMBLR WAS DOWN AGAIN I SURVIVED THE TUMBLR APOC—”
“OMG NOOOOO YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR! GOODBYE EVERYONE WE’RE ALL GONNA DI—”
“BUT IT’S DAVID KARP; HOW CAN...
foodtrucker:
I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
inuysha-link-lover:
algrenion:
i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s
because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits
MOTHER GOD
you are the future
Has science gone too far?
rneerkat:
darrynek:
rneerkat:
if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo
oh
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
whats a librarians favorite color
read
snarkreactors:
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
uh
oh
nepetaquest:
arguments that should be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:
their initial offer is too low
possible unnecessary ad space
stricter regulations
arguments that should not be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:
“TUMBLR IS MEANT FOR OUTCASTS AND WEIRDOS ONLY”
“NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH OUR SACRED GROUND”
“FANDOMS UNITE AGAINST FACEBOOKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
GUYS GUYS REBLOG THIS POST
jojenobrien:
Show Yahoo that we are OKAY with them buying Tumblr as long as they leave the current terms and conditions intact and the enforcement policy.
Aka, the site remains the EXACT same as it was before. Keep Tumblr the same Yahoo and we will stay.
gallifreyanhugs:
2xknifekind:
2xknifekind:
in ten years we’re all going to sit down and talk about our tumblr phase
on tumblr
Tumblr isn’t simply a phase
amount of plotlines/plot devices i have: 9898678
amount of stories i've completed: 0
kanyesmom:
a b c d e f me
makkine:
makkine:
Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
despairludenberg:
the-fandoms-are-cool:
urbanfuck:
my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child
your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on
oh man wow
kouharens:
IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT DESERVE YOUR LOVE„,
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
How to meet celebrities: Write a book that's good enough to become a movie.
ich bin neidisch auf jedes Mädchen, dass dich...
urbancatfitters:
hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day
skittyspostlimitblog:
sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club...
apatheticghost:
REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE
IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL GOOD
IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD
ITS NICE
YOU ARE A PLEASANT AND COOL PERSON
BEING MEAN IS MEAN
THERES NO REASON TO BE RUDE AND HATEFUL WHEN WE’RE ALL JUST PEOPLE LIVING ON THE SAME PLANET AND TRYING TO GET THROUGH OUR LIVES AND ENJOY THE TIME WE HAVE
beyoncebeytwice:
i cant wait till im famous enough for companies to send me free clothes and stuff even though im drowning in money and more than capable of buying all of it myself
yourfriendg00:
cute nicknames for your significant other:
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
Anonymous asked: If you don't mind me asking, what's your sexuality?
fuckyouajax:
relationship status:
meladoodle:
monkeysgoingcrazy:
meladoodle:
let your baby drive the car when you’re drunk, the cop won’t give a baby a fine
the cop will just walk over to the other side of the car and hand you the ticket
not if you have another baby on the otherside too. cover all your bases man.
nahshaw:
I’m so glad people breathe automatically bc if I had to remember to breathe every second I would’ve probably gotten too lazy to do it and died from it a long time ago
mishas-ass:
how I feel everyday of my existence
